Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a carpet cleaning for the whole house from Sir Carpet (up to a $399 value). This Groupon is valid for any one- or two-story house up to 2,000 square feet in Maricopa County.

Sir Carpet’s team of experienced carpet cleaners harness a high-pressure machine to expunge filth, dirt, and debris from carpets. Technicians pre-treat the floor follicles, brushing if necessary, before wielding a truck-mounted machine to blast the carpet with a blend of hot water, cleaning products, and good karma. The carpet cleaning continues with a powerful steam extraction via an 18-horsepower vacuum, which sucks up debris, dander, and nomadic dust bunnies buried deep within the fiber’s confines.