What You'll Get
Like a stiff spine, a proper courtship benefits from gentle treatment, alternating hot and cold presses, and humbly crawling on hands and knees. Regain mobility and dignity with today's Groupon: for $39, you get an exam (a $95 value), x-rays (a $220 value), an adjustment (a $45 value), and a DPL therapy session (a $17 value) at Sitzmann Chiropractic (a $377 total value).
Licensed Doctor of Chiropractic Frank Sitzmann performs all procedures at Sitzmann Chiropractic, a family-oriented practice dedicated to providing honest, cost-effective healing in a tranquil and comforting environment. Patients begin the 60-minute treatment by describing where, how, and when their aches started in order to furnish pain gumshoes with leads for their tangled quest. Dr. Sitzmann measures the affected body part's range of motion, muscle tone, strength, and reflexes, and then turns to the power of modern science to x-ray afflicted anatomy. Armed with knowledge previously only available to Superman, Dr. Sitzmann performs a gentle adjustment to manipulate the spine through controlled pressure, correcting alignment and allowing the body to heal itself through restored balance and geometric symmetry. Noninvasive, drug-free DPL therapy employs deep, penetrating light to soothe arthritis symptoms and muscle, joint, and back pain by increasing circulation and relaxing muscles. The DPL therapy uses photons to stimulate endorphins and minimize pain-transmitting chemicals, all while providing a healthy boost of chlorophyll to nearby ferns.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.