Shoes with wheels allow us to scoot around repulsive pedestrian hazards such as bubblegum, mud, and pedestrians who stepped in bubblegum. Avoid foot-threatening messes with today's Groupon: for $15, you get one pair of fast 5.0 strap-on heel skates (a $29.99 value) from Skate Buds.
Skate Buds mobilize athletic sneakers of all shapes and sizes, fitting onto the heel and revving up each bored sole with a thrilling polyurethane-wheel alternative to mundane foot transportation. Every Skate Buds Fast 5.0 heel skate is equipped with an elastic strap with brakes, as well as two tires boasting normal ABEC-5 bearings. Rollers wishing to capture the attention of runaway disco balls and wingless ground moths will rejoice in tires that contain three chromatic lights that radiate upon spinning. Skates support up to 250 pounds and are available in a variety of psychedelic colors such as blueberry, emperor gold, pretty pink, and kiwi green (all color options based on availability).
