Like a patch of barren desert, with proper hydration an arid face often flourishes into a dazzling oasis that catches the eye of every passing camel. Capture the admiration of the animal kingdom with today’s Groupon: for $32, you get a spa facial at Skin & Nail Boutique in Fort Walton Beach (a $65 value).

The savvy staff at Skin & Nail Boutique stops each face’s features from sinking into a quicksand-like quagmire of wrinkles, sun damage, and acne outbreaks with a bevy of beautifying services. A one-hour signature spa facial begins with a comprehensive examination from a skincare therapist before custom procedures and products are used to maximize each countenance’s upkeep. A foot, hand, and lip treatment tends to the areas of skin most often damaged by crashing through saloon windows during fights. To finish, a massage tenderly squeezes the face, neck, and upper torso like a sponge until stress is expelled, bottled, and hawked to thirsty albatrosses.