When tattoo ink mingles with human error, it can subject people to a lifetime of sporting off-model Tweety Birds, misspelled Chinese ideograms, and dental-appointment reminders for distracted tattoo artists. Shake your corporeal Etch A Sketch with today's Groupon: for $125, you get one laser tattoo-removal treatment for up to nine square inches of skin at The Skin Care Center at Gulf Coast Plastic Surgery (a $250 value).
The Skin Care Center's advanced Palomar tattoo-removal system photoshops away flawed first drafts from flesh papyrus with a minimal risk of scarring or infection. The noninvasive Sinon removal laser emits highly-concentrated energy pulses that break tattoo ink into particles. The body's lymphatic system then flushes these particles out naturally, erasing all trace of hearts adorned with one's Social Security number and other short-sighted imagery. Though black ink dissipates the quickest, different laser wavelengths rainbow-blitz a wide range of colors and can also disable the strobe lights in particular obnoxious tattoos. Some needle calligraphy fades completely after one 5–20-minute treatment, but most skin slates require 5–10 treatments before they are completely cleaned. Because patients can expect moderate discomfort on par with explaining the question mark mistakenly tattooed after a sweetheart's name, local anesthesia is available at an additional cost.
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Pensacola, Florida 32503