Other than sporting a constant tan, the best way to trick yourself into thinking it's perpetually summertime is tattooing sunglasses on everyone's faces. Make summer eternal the easy way with today's Groupon to Skin Deep Mega Tanning in Willoughby. Choose from the following options:
- For $15, you get one month of unlimited low-level tanning (a $35 value).
- For $30, you get three spray tans (a $63 value).
- For $50, you get three months of unlimited red-light therapy with vibration technology (a $99 value).
Skin Deep Mega Tanning's friendly staff equips patrons with gadgets that sun-kiss skin surfaces and boost the body's collagen production. Clients' hides are tinted with a golden hue while lazing in the Sunstar Zx30 bed, which is heated by 30 100-watt bulbs. The UV-free spray-tan mists pelts with the Tan Envy or California Tan solution, resulting in a light, medium, dark, or cheetah-print summer coat. The easy-to-follow audio instructions for the touch-free controls enable a sophisticated yet simple spritz of bottled sunshine in 14 seconds per side.
Alternatively, clients can opt for Skin Deep's whole-body vibration therapy. During each 12-minute session, clients step onto a vibrating plate to boost collagen production—diminishing the body's signs of aging—and to shake stowaway dust bunnies from pants pockets. First used to maintain Russian cosmonauts' muscles in space, vibration therapy can also result in a more toned core, improved mobility and flexibility, and relief of back and joint pain.