What You'll Get
Until the day humans can shed their exoskeletons like cicadas, beauty interventions must step in to advance our hair-, skin-, and eyeball-molting processes. Whittle your form to its ideal shape with today’s deal at Skin Envy. Choose from the following options:
- For $199, you get an HCG diet and weight-loss regimen with 40 days worth of injections (a $750 value).
- For $349, you get four mesotherapy treatments on one problem area (a $1,300 value).
The medically trained staff at Skin Envy exacts nonsurgical treatments on bodily fat deposits, helping slimmer figures emerge from their fuller shells. In combination with a strict low-calorie diet, injections of HCG, or Human Chorionic Gonadotropin, can help burn excess fat reserves and maintain skin elasticity like a sheep burning its surplus fleeces in the springtime. You’ll be shown how to properly inject yourself during your first visit, before taking home 40 days worth of injections. Users should be aware that the FDA has not approved HCG as a weight-loss treatment; please see the warnings stated below. Alternatively, mesotherapy pumps fat cells with small amounts of amino acids and vitamins in order to reduce cellulite along the mesoderm skin level. Over the course of four treatments for one problem area, you can see stretch marks unstretch and skin bulges unbulge without the risk of invasive cosmetic surgery.
The FDA states that "HCG has not been demonstrated to be effective adjunctive therapy in the treatment of obesity. There is no substantial evidence that it increases weight loss beyond that resulting from caloric restriction, that it causes a more attractive or ‘normal’ distribution of fat, or that it decreases the hunger and discomfort associated with calorie-restricted diets."
Though there are not many online reviews for Skin Envy, there are testimonials available on the website:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or 1 treatment is forfeited. Mesotherapy must be redeemed in 4 visits on 1 area. Not valid for pregnant women. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.