Talented sculptors can make a man out of marble, a swan out of ice, and a functioning defibrillator out of cotton candy. Turn your body into a finely chiseled work of art with today’s Groupon to Skin Rejuvenation Clinique. Choose between two locations at Alamo Heights or Stone Oak at the Vineyards and choose between two options:

• For $99, you get a Rejuvenating Beauty Package (a $290 value).
• For $99, you get a Smooth & Sexy Package (a $275 value).

Skin Rejuvenation owner Tina Zillmann leads a team of licensed experts in pampering skin and accentuating the youthful beauty that lies dormant between vestigal organs. The Rejuvenating Beauty Package starts with a hydrating and restoring ultrasound and microdermabrasion (a $150 value), which gently exfoliates using microdermabrasion and ultrasonic waves to reduce the appearance of lines and discolorations. This treatment also promotes circulation and forcibly evicts invasions of harmful bacteria before they declare squatters’ rights in your pores. Afterward, aestheticians expel unwanted hairs, hide grays, and pep-talk features with a lip and brow wax (a $40 value) plus your choice of a lash or brow tint (a $25–$35 value). A mani-pedi including cuticle treatments and massage (a $65 value) puts the finishing touch on the experience.

Those opting for the Smooth & Sexy Package also begin with the ultrasonic facial (an $85 value) before getting fully smoothed with brow, underarm, and bikini waxes (up to a $110 total value). A hot-stone massage (an $80 value) completes the journey toward a state of relaxation paralleled only by popping bubble wrap while in a bubble bath. Before the treatment, you consult with a licensed massage therapist who then releases toxins, tension, and stress according to your body's needs. The heated rocks help muscles loosen and, when cooled, may serve as adorable pets.

For the Rejuvenating Beauty Package at 4901 Broadway St., the mani-pedi portion of the package is no longer available. Groupon buyers for this option will instead receive their choice of a follow-up Ultrasonic facial (an $85 value) or a $40 credit towards any product in-store.

Groupon customers can also take advantage of an additional discount to top off their treatment: for $29, you get a haircut and style (a $49 value), plus 20% off any color service. Call ahead to select and schedule your treatment.

Reviews

Skin Rejuvenation Clinique gets a perfect five stars from seven Citysearchers, and four Yahoo! Locals give it a 4.5-star average:

• I've been to all the 'top names' in San Antonio, but honestly you cannot beat the prices or the quality of the treatments at SRC! – gospursgo, Citysearch
• Best facialists in town. I will not go anywhere else, even when the price is lower! They are extremely gentle and knowledgeable about proper skin care. – TexasRN, Yahoo! Local