For too long, the gentle laser has been forced into a mind-numbing existence of reading endless amounts of barcodes and destroying planets. Give laser light a much-deserved career change with today's Groupon to Skin Renaissance Clinic in Chesapeake. Choose between the following options:
•For $75, you get three small-area laser hair-removal treatments on the underarm (a $450 value), bikini line (a $585 value), and lip, chin, or sideburns (a $360 each value).
•For $125, you get three larger area laser hair-removal treatments on the half leg (a $675 value), half arm (a $600 value), shoulders (a $675 value) or full bikini (a $645 value).
Skin Renaissance Clinic's physician-supervised treatments employ advanced technology, expelling unruly bristles and allowing physiques to show off newfound smoothness with confidence. The clinic's pastel walls and a plush couch lull tufts into a false sense of security so experienced hair-hunters can launch a surprise attack, brandishing specialized laser light to damage follicles and inhibit their ability to regrow. Customers can choose whether to tidy up smaller target zones or landscape their limbs to rediscover long-buried tattoos from college. Treatment duration depends on the size of the area being zapped, with each session designed to increase the permanence of hair banishment, enhancing each patient’s appearance, self-confidence, and likelihood to appear in a remake video of Rod Stewart's "Hot Legs."
Skin Renaissance Clinic
Living up to its name, the physician-supervised Skin Renaissance Clinic gives skin a new lease on life with a full slate of laser and facial treatments. A registered nurse wields Matrix IR technology to blast wrinkles, and slough away imperfections with microdermabrasion and chemical peels. They cull from Obagi and SkinMedica products to lavish faces with anti-aging serums, tapping into the skin’s self-healing and homework-deflecting properties.