What You'll Get
Hair is like detailed knowledge of X-Files plotlines—though extremely useful, revealing too much of it in the wrong place can sink your social life. Today's Groupon abducts rogue hairs with technology invented by a shadowy group of elites known only as the Syndicate: for $99, you get your choice of three laser hair-removal treatments on your bikini line, underarms, upper lip, or chin at Skin Suite Rx in Chino, up to a $450 value. All your treatments must be applied to the same area; no mix and match.
The Skin Suite Rx's CoolGlide laser was sent back through time to terminate unwanted hair quickly, comfortably, and safely using effective, handcrafted photons that harmlessly pass through the skin and directly impact hair follicles for long-lasting hairlessness. The wavelengths of light can be adjusted to remove hair from sensitive areas such as the bikini line with impossible accuracy. A built-in cooling device, meanwhile, soothes abruptly deforested skin. Licensed medical professionals expertly perform laser hair removal with skill and excellent aplomb, thanks to Skin Suite Rx's direct supervision from its medical director and managing director, ensuring each treatment is crafted to the patient's needs and every laser is perfectly calibrated for empathy and small talk.
Your three treatments will send you well on your way to hairless harmony. Though lasers can handle most any skin or hair type, results still may vary. The friendly staff at the Skin Suite Rx will be happy to consult with you on how to achieve desired bare-sults. As multiple treatments are sometimes needed to achieve desired results, you can purchase up to two Groupons for a total of six treatments in one area.
By appointment only.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 add'l as gifts. Must use all treatments on the same area. By appointment only, subject to availability. Only valid for bikini line, underarms, upper lip or chin. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.