Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the National Guard. Make your stand-in stand out and replace your tape with bazooka putty with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get $60 worth of spa services at Skin Zen Spa, near the Arboretum. Your Groupon is good for any spa services you desire and, as a special Groupon-only perk, you'll receive your luxurious services for Skin Zen Spa's reduced member rate.

Settle into the relaxing, renewing ambience of Skin Zen Spa, where an experienced team of spa technicians awaits your graceful arrival. Deep cleanse your furrowed brow with a fully indulgent essential facial designed to exfoliate with two masks and to knead your cranial reaches with facial and upper-back massages ($49). If you're looking to increase aerodynamic performance without shaving, march in for a body wax of any region—arms, legs, bikini, or back—starting at $20 each. For a fresh take on relaxation, treat extremities to reflexive sensations during a 30-minute reflexology service ($30). Check the website for a full list of services for your face, body, and mind.

Skin Zen Spa uses top-of-the-line products from brands including Éminence Organic Skin Care, SkinCeuticals, its own Skin Zen line, and more. Smooth your body's crust with a day of indulgence, or wind down midweek during extended spa hours on Wednesday and Thursday (until 8 p.m.). Start your path toward helping skin look its healthiest and making your body feel like the body of a younger human with today's deal.