Guilt-trip your face into admitting it stole $40 from your purse by treating it to a spa experience that leaves it feeling like a resurfacing humpback whale. Today’s Groupon gets your skin a perfect-finish facial, a lip and brow waxing, and an eyelash and eyebrow tinting at Skinperfect Aesthetics for $42 (an $89 value). You can schedule your appointment online or by telephone, but not by semaphore.
Located a short drive from downtown Seattle in Burien, Darla Green and her team of professionals are so close that your cheeks could crawl there even if they had to drag the rest of your body along the pavement. Your perfect-finish facial packs an hour’s worth of skincare into 20 minutes, leaving your skin feeling more revitalized and giggly than it would’ve if you’d rubbed it with syndicated comic strips for the same length of time. Darla will then streamline your newly awakened skin to absolute smoothness with an expertly administered waxing for your lip and your brows, followed by an eyelash and eyebrow tinting that will leave the hair clouds over your eyes looking youthful yet wisely reflective, just like a mirror with a Gandalf beard stapled to it.
Perfect brows put any and all human expressions at your immediate disposal, whether you wish to indicate your curiosity as to how so much ice cream could fit into one waffle cone or express bemused astonishment that Washington has such a handsome state quarter. Since you won’t be able to see your own face’s symphony of expressions, treat the friend that looks most like you to a facial Groupon of her own.
A pair of Yelpers give Skinperfect Aesthetics a perfect five: