Studies show that modulating one's facial expression instantly builds camaraderie, whether by laughing at a joke, frowning at a sad story, or making empathetic fish lips at an unemployed merman. Prep your kisser for many roles with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a microcurrent lift and an age-defying facial at Skinplicity LaNeese in Tempe (a $140 value).

Skinplicity LaNeese's aesthetic artists work to enhance epidermal panache with a nonsurgical microcurrent lift designed to diminish skin crinkles and discoloration. During treatment, a staffer will brandish a wand that emits gentle electrical pulses into facial surfaces, which aims to bolster collagen fibers for greater firmness and a smoother texture. Skinplicity claims that results, which may include tauter skin and increased instances of being handed kids' menus at cocktail lounges, may become apparent after one treatment and last up to 10 days. The clinic recommends customers undergo five to eight microlift treatments over a five-month period to yield long-term results.

After the microcurrent lift, the age-defying facial commences by exfoliating mugs with a concoction of amino acids and enzymes. Steam then helps to purge pores and moisturize skin before a galvanic current works to minimize breakouts and increase elasticity. A regenerating mask concludes the service, feeding epidermises with aphrodisiac minerals to encourage cell courtship and reproduction. Although additional treatments are not included with this Groupon, the clinic recommends supplementing the microcurrent lift and facial with a dermaplaning treatment for an additional $15 fee. This procedure utilizes a dermal blade to remove dull skin cells, fine hair, and evidence of Stooge-level pie fights from the face.