What You'll Get
Science-fiction novels would be filled with fewer paragraph-long descriptions of overweight cavemen found frozen in ice if writers had accurately represented the slimming powers of freezing temperatures. Shed extra baggage with today's Groupon: for $299, you get one Fat Freeze cryolipolysis treatment at SkinSpaMed (a $1,200 value).
SkinSpaMed’s FDA-approved Fat Freeze treatments help sleekify physiques with the science of cryolipolysis. The med spa’s trained beautifiers utilize the noninvasive technology to precisely target and freeze overfed cells in a fierce attempt to exorcise 20% of the ghosts of past pumpkin pies from the body naturally over the period of a few months. The roughly one-hour treatment may also reduce the appearance of lumps and bumps from the skin, reestablishing a glossy smoothness inspired by high-end magazines or showroom-fresh androids. Free of knives, suction, and needles, the gentle procedure results in no recovery time. Buy two Groupons to tackle saddlebags or love handles on both sides of the body at once.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
Helmed by registered nurse Marie Reyes, SkinSpa Med's staff of licensed aestheticians and massage therapists pampers appearances with a wide variety of cosmetic treatments. The med spa's stable of six noninvasive lasers zaps away sagging skin and undesirable texture, rendering faces or cellulite-afflicted areas smooth and taut enough for quarter-bouncing contests. Alternatively, Dr. Kevin Light consults with guests interested in invasive procedures to dramatically alter features through cosmetic surgery. To accommodate frequent customers, SkinSpa Med offers memberships that allow guests to mix and match multiple treatments each month.