Your face is your personal billboard: if it falls into disrepair, teenagers will be tempted to spray paint it with mustaches. Stave off surly graffiterati with today’s Groupon: for $47, you get a 45-minute Mother of All Facials treatment, including a facial and foot rub, at skoah (a $95.20 value, including HST). This Groupon is valid at any of the store’s four locations: in Yaletown, at the Metropolis at Metrotown in Burnaby, on West Fourth Avenue in Kitsilano, or on Lonsdale Avenue in North Vancouver.

The friendly staff at skoah is expertly trained to administer customized skincare "workouts" designed to thoroughly set the skin of each individual on course to achieve its potential through proper use of beauty products and womanly brawn. The clinic’s 'Mother of All Facials' treatments pair visages with a personal skincare trainer, who will begin with an assessment of the skin and its individual needs before moving on to a complete facial, eye treatment and foot rub. As the mother, stepmom, mother-in-law, or mother goose relaxes, she’ll receive a deep cleaning with delicate extractions, exfoliation to slough away dead dermal flakes and remnants of corn flakes past, and detoxifying, stimulating mask treatments with anti-aging might, followed by a calming massage. A soothing foot rub erases the miles spent running after children and pet cheetahs. Once the treatment is completed, she’ll emerge from the cozy cave relaxed, radiant, and refreshed for future facial photographs and x-treme sport challenges.

All treatments at the relaxing skincare clinic are administered with skoah's own line of powerful products, concocted from natural skin-sprucing nectars and high-performance ingredients such as vitamins, minerals, waterfall mist, and organic compounds.