What You'll Get
Houses of the future will clean themselves, although humans will run the risk of being mistaken for dirt and vaporized. Get your house cleaned and live without fear with today’s Groupon: for $63, you get three hours of house cleaning from SkyLane Maids (a $126 value). The Groupon is valid for homes in Hampton, Newport News, Yorktown, Poquoson, Williamsburg, Seaford, and Smithfield only.
SkyLane's skilled cleaners demolish dust and grime with services tailored to the needs of each home. A typical three-hour cleaning covers the vacuuming or mopping of all floors, vacuuming of upholstery, and demolition of dust bunnies, including those cleverly disguised as dust-bunny collectibles. Dirt destroyers will restore shine to everything in your home's heart including the kitchen sink, and bring bathrooms up to code with eco-friendly disinfectants. In the bedroom, clean sheets left dozing beside beds will be snugly cuddled against mattresses.
Advanced dirt-finding technology enables SkyLane pros to disarm dirt in places most homeowners don’t think to look, such as baseboards, tops of ceiling fans, slats of blinds, and Uncle Harry’s wig collection. SkyLane is fully bonded and insured, and each professional brings the equipment, supplies, and crew of forest critters needed to freshen up homes for spring.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid for Hampton, Newport News, Yorktown, Poquoson, Williamsburg, Seaford, and Smithfield only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.