What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon: for $49, you get an x-ray, exam, and teeth cleaning (a $320 value) at Skyline Dental in Thousand Oaks.
Skyline's certified brigade of mouth mavens restores and protects smiles with a plethora of dental services. In the standard exam, signs of decay, gum disease, and oral cancer are sought out by determined dental docs wielding metal probes and small angled mirrors. Aiding in the process are x-rays, which detect hidden abnormalities such as cavities and preflight weaponry. In place of traditional x-rays, Skyline uses digital x-rays, which reduce radiation exposure and eliminate the time spent waiting for film to develop, so clients may spend more time discussing with their dentist the average salary of a tooth fairy in the black market. Finish with a cleaning that will polish teeth and banish tooth tartar. The total amount of time for the services is about 45–60 minutes.
Natural tones fill the office, which includes a serene sitting area with sleek floors, comfortable furniture, and wall art. Designed with patient comfort in mind, Skyline keeps clients at ease with personal televisions they can watch during treatment. Nitrous oxide and other forms of sedation are also offered for patients who are extra-apprehensive or enjoy watching shooting stars and shape-shifting unicorns riding along a rainbow road above.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Valid only for listed service. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.