Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, mystical imaginary vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of dry cleaning or tailoring services at Skyline Dry Cleaner in Somerville.
The laundering experts at Skyline have extensive experience in de-smudging wearables and restoring them to full-fiber glory through expert dry-cleaning services. Remove spilled coffee, milk, or octopus-ink stains from suits ($12.75), pants ($6.25), skirts ($6), and blouses ($6.85), or keep your torso warm and well swaddled with a refreshingly clean sweater ($6), sports jacket ($6.95), or winter coat ($13.25; all prices are approximate). Skyline offers a monthly billing service that combines your entire month's dry cleaning in one easy payment, and customers can sign up to get email notifications when their cleaned items are ready. Clients who opt into the VIP program will enjoy the refreshing perks of 24-hour drop-off-box access, speedy same-day service, and unlimited high fives at no additional cost. For guests with finer, more particular garment needs, Skyline happily extends a range of professional tailoring services, allowing square-shaped arms to fit inside star-shaped shirt sleeves.