Washing one’s hands of a sticky situation requires a soap capable of removing the incriminating ketchup, mustard, and oil stains created by a wrecked Wienermobile. Prepare for the inevitable messes with today’s Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of soaps at SLAB Handcrafted Soap Company.

SLAB Handcrafted Soap Company brews up lustrating soaps with a formula of palm, coconut, and olive oils blended with rich butters. After adding water and friction to a chunk of eucalyptus-lavender soap ($4), customers can extol its creamy lather as a combination of natural elements washes away accumulated grime, funny smells, and multiple layers of stress. An awapuhi-seaberry bar combines a Hawaiian white ginger celebrated for its cleansing properties with the antioxidant-rich fruit of seaberry to create an exfoliating experience for the skin ($4). Men's soaps include the patchouli bar, which is especially useful for washing off a dirty Adam’s apple ($4), and soaps for women keep the female epidermis freshly glowing with options such as the avocado-butter bar, a suds-inducing hunk that's loaded with vitamins and minerals ($5). Each of SLAB's slabs is cut by hand right in the shop and lasts a single user about a month of everyday lathering.