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Slate NYC's skilled staff defends delicate wedding gowns from the ravages of time, siphoning out stains and dislodging dirt without damaging the fibers or dulling the color. Before commencing the cleaning, gown gurus analyze the materials and design of the dress and draft a plan for restoring it to full luster. Environmentally friendly processes gently wash away caked-on cake frosting while preserving the integrity of the fabric, whether it's covered in jewels or hand sewn from leftover wedding invites. Skin-friendly cleaning solutions are used, leaving the gown free of residues, odors, or chemicals that could irritate sensitive pelts. Dresses are returned with a set of boxes for easy viewing, storage, and fort-building.