Computer technicians are the bouncers of your hard drive, denying sleazy viruses, tossing scalawags with iron fist firewalls, and breaking the legs of those showcasing "worms" on the dance floor disk drive. Employ professional bug thugs to give your computer a shakedown with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a complete virus scan and removal (a $50 value) from Slaton Computers, the full service computer and electronics repair shop on 9th Street in Slaton. This deal includes a full virus scan, spyware scan, sit and reach test (for aspiring floppy disks), run diagnostics, and stress test to any PC before removing harmful programs and leftover Cheeto dust lodged in the USB drive that you planned on wearing to the next Jersey Shore casting.