Bodies respond well to being wrapped in warm layers, which is why the annual burrito-impersonation contest attracts more participants to Topeka, Kansas, each year. Bypass a bean smear with today's Groupon: for $49, you get one slimming body wrap at Slender Life in Cape Coral or Fort Myers (up to a $100 value).
Slender Life's slimming wraps nonsurgically detoxify, tighten, and tone bodies with each one-hour session. During treatment, a body-wrap technician sequesters bulge using contouring bandages soaked in warm, hypoallergenic mineral solutions. In compressing fat tissues stored between muscles, toxins gradually flee, which may result in trimmer hips, waistlines, and bio-topiaries. Demummified bodies may lose 6–20 inches and beam with reduced cellulite and stretch marks, all while flaunting suppler skin worthy of its own hieroglyphic.