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What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Care for your permanent domicile with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $99 for three lipo-laser and body-vibration sessions (a $637.50 value)
- $189 for six lipo-laser and body-vibration sessions (a $1,275 value)<p>
Nonsurgical lipo-lasers contour bodies with no downtime. The lasers penetrate down to fat cells where they disrupt their membranes, prompting the release of triglycerides and thankful sighs of relief from targeted body parts, such as the abs, thighs, or love handles. The body then flushes away these fatty acids via the lymphatic system or burns them for energy. The 10-minute stints on body-vibration-therapy machines help the body burn the fatty acids for energy. Clients typically see results after three sessions, though the center recommends undergoing a series of six or more treatments for optimal svelteness.<p>
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires 180 days after purchase. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. May use over multiple visits. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Express Weight Loss
The weight-loss experts at Express Weight Loss dedicate themselves to supplementing body-slimming efforts with personal coaching and noninvasive treatments. Staff members operate under the no-frills philosophy that dieters and exercisers can maintain their weight with a healthy lifestyle and sensible eating. But they also recognize that sticking to a healthy lifestyle can be harder than landing a helicopter on a doghouse roof, so the team works one-on-one with clients to educate them on such weight-loss methods as HCG diets, laser-assisted liposuction procedures, and body sculpting with Venus Freeze radio-frequency treatments. To supplement new shapes, they also smooth wrinkles and plump up skin with Botox and Juvéderm injections.