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What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Care for your permanent domicile with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $30 for one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $60 value)
- $36 for one 60-minute hot-stone massage (a $75 value)
- $59 for two 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $120 value)
Heat from smooth basalt rocks penetrates backs during the hot-stone massage, helping boost lymphatic drainage and aid relaxation. The treatment also relaxes muscles so that the therapist may apply deeper pressure. Alternatively, therapists use fingertips, knuckles, hands, elbows, and forearms to knead away chronic tension during a therapeutic massage.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 27, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. Valid only at listed locations. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Express Weight Loss
The weight-loss experts at Express Weight Loss dedicate themselves to supplementing body-slimming efforts with personal coaching and noninvasive treatments. Staff members operate under the no-frills philosophy that dieters and exercisers can maintain their weight with a healthy lifestyle and sensible eating. But they also recognize that sticking to a healthy lifestyle can be harder than landing a helicopter on a doghouse roof, so the team works one-on-one with clients to educate them on such weight-loss methods as HCG diets, laser-assisted liposuction procedures, and body sculpting with Venus Freeze radio-frequency treatments. To supplement new shapes, they also smooth wrinkles and plump up skin with Botox and Juvéderm injections.