What You'll Get
Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Care for your permanent domicile with this Groupon.
$49 for a 30-Day Weight-Loss Program with B-Complex Injections ($299 Value)
Program includes weekly B-complex injections, lipotropic-cocktail injections, daily meal plans, and dietary coaching. Participants visit the office once a week for about 15 minutes to receive injections, discuss progress, and collaborate on plans for ongoing wellness.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 10, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Must use promotional value in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Express Weight Loss
The weight-loss experts at Express Weight Loss dedicate themselves to supplementing body-slimming efforts with personal coaching and noninvasive treatments. Staff members operate under the no-frills philosophy that dieters and exercisers can maintain their weight with a healthy lifestyle and sensible eating. But they also recognize that sticking to a healthy lifestyle can be harder than landing a helicopter on a doghouse roof, so the team works one-on-one with clients to educate them on such weight-loss methods as HCG diets, laser-assisted liposuction procedures, and body sculpting with Venus Freeze radio-frequency treatments. To supplement new shapes, they also smooth wrinkles and plump up skin with Botox and Juvéderm injections.