Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Care for your permanent domicile with this Groupon.
Choose from Three Options
- $29 for one 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $60 value)
- $35 for one 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $75 value)
- $55 for two 60-minute therapeutic massages (a $120 value)
The slow, deep strokes of the deep-tissue massage apply targeted pressure to relieve stiff areas such as backs, necks, and shoulders. Alternatively, therapists use fingertips, knuckles, hands, elbows, and forearms to knead away chronic tension during a therapeutic massage.
Express Weight Loss
The weight-loss experts at Express Weight Loss dedicate themselves to supplementing body-slimming efforts with personal coaching and noninvasive treatments. Staff members operate under the no-frills philosophy that dieters and exercisers can maintain their weight with a healthy lifestyle and sensible eating. But they also recognize that sticking to a healthy lifestyle can be harder than landing a helicopter on a doghouse roof, so the team works one-on-one with clients to educate them on such weight-loss methods as HCG diets, laser-assisted liposuction procedures, and body sculpting with Venus Freeze radio-frequency treatments. To supplement new shapes, they also smooth wrinkles and plump up skin with Botox and Juvéderm injections.