Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon to Slidell Natural Wellness Centre. Choose from the following options:
- For $37, you get one organic detox body wrap (a $75 value).
- For $45, you get one organic detox body wrap (a $75 value) plus a 30-minute infrared-sauna session (a $20 value; a $95 total value).
- For $110, you get three organic detox body wraps (a $225 value).
Slidell Natural Wellness Centre’s accommodating staff, led by licensed massage therapist and holistic practitioner Brandy Decker, swathes bodies in wraps to evict toxins, exfoliate skin, and promote weight loss. A thorough consultation first outlines the beneficiary’s goals before the organic detox wrap cocoons figures in a compress of natural oils. Secure in the treatment's wholesome clasp, physiques spur their metabolisms to weight-dropping heights for up to three days and can emerge from their swaddled state having shed several inches from formerly stubborn waistlines and seasonal antlers. For optimal slimming results, Slidell Natural Wellness Centre recommends returning for a full six weeks of body-wrap sessions.
Guests can also steep epidermal shields in the infrared sauna, which bathes bodies in infrared light for 30 minutes to goad the production of skin-brightening nutrients. The heat therapy can ease chronic pain and stiffness, enhance circulation, and enable clients to melt enemy snow forts by draping their torsos over the buttresses.