What You'll Get
Unlike keys, money, and untrained falcons, excess weight can be difficult to lose. Help body fat take flight with today's Groupon: for $799, you get six Zerona laser body-slimming treatments on the abdomen, arms, back, hips, thighs, buttocks, love handles, chin, or neck at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral LLC (a $2,200 value).
The licensed and registered nurse practitioners and certified laser specialists at Slim Body Wellness Center of Doral wield the low-level laser energy of Zerona body-slimming treatments to minimize fat in a targeted area. The patient lies under the Zerona device as a staff member positions the laser to focus on the front and back sides of the body for 20 minutes each, emulsifying fat to be whisked way by the tall, dark, and handsome lymphatic system.
The procedure is noninvasive, requires no recovery time, and can lead to a noticeable reduction in a given area, such as the abdomen, arms, thighs, neck, or love handles. The six sessions must be performed within a two-week period, with less than 72 hours between visits for best results. Treatment is most effective when coupled with the recommended guidelines of drinking 8–10 glasses of water per day, eating healthily and exercising, and writing protest songs about alcohol and caffeine.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 4/5/12, treatments expire 2 weeks from activation date. Must be at least 18 or older. Must use all treatments on same area. Treatments are non-transferable. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Slim Body Wellness Center
The weight-loss specialists at Slim Body Wellness Center employ the noninvasive technologies of Zerona and Venus Freeze to slim figures. Experienced staffers have performed thousands of successful fat-trimming treatments and have helped 99% of clients tighten their belts by an inch or more after six Zerona treatments. Their LED-therapy treatments, meanwhile, shower exteriors in healing light, clarifying skin and imbuing it with the youthful radiance of a newborn galaxy.