What You'll Get
Body wraps were invented by the Egyptians, who somehow knew mankind would one day need mummies to play the saxophone solos in Halloween party songs. Do the mash with today's Groupon: for $68, you get a slenderizing body wrap at California Slim Wraps in Concord (a $139 value). The expertly trained technicians at California Slim Wraps have mastered the art of the figure-slimming, detoxifying cocoon, relying on premium products from LA SlimWrap. The two-pronged treatment sends a layer of minerals on a covert mission into the skin, where it can hydrate, loosen, and interrogate gangs of cellulite-inducing toxins, and uses a compacting wrap to draw out skulking culprits from between fat cells. The process lasts about one hour and 45 minutes, resulting in an average of six to 20 inches of slimmed circumference, smooth, tight-feeling skin, and the dramatic fading of cellulite's insipidly cheerful dimples.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 48-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.