What You'll Get
Like a good horror movie, a good weight-loss regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with this Groupon.
$79 for a Weight-Loss Package ($503 Value)
The weight-loss package includes the following:
- Six lipotropic injections fortified with vitamin B12
- A preliminary medical consultation
- A body-composition measurement
- A custom SlimXpress workbook
- Two follow-up visits<p>
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice required, or $45 fee may apply. Consultation required. All shots must be used by the same person. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
At SlimXpress, scores of health professionals work to develop personalized weight-loss plans and bolster clients' personal fitness. Staff members analyze clients' health and physique goals, using results from an FDA-approved ultrasound system to draft a personalized plan. Through formulated injections, nutrition plans, and miniature campfires, waist whittlers are primed to reach ketosis, a bodily state resulting in natural metabolic fat burning. Each program and treatment employs knowledge grounded in science to ensure healthy weight loss.