What You'll Get
Like a good horror movie, a good weight-loss regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with this Groupon.
$79 for a Mommy Makeover Package ($160 Value)
- Two lipotropic injections fortified with B vitamins to support the metabolism
- Two calming injections fortified with B vitamins and magnesium to alleviate stress, insomnia, and aches
- One 30-minute cellulite treatment, which employs cold-laser energy to increase lymphatic drainage and smooth the skin
- One take-home body wrap, which promotes inch loss
- 30-day supply of garcinia cambogia, which helps suppress the appetite and reduce fat
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 24, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid only for location purchased. Appointment required. 48hr cancellation notice required or $45 fee may apply. May not qualify for all services if breastfeeding. Consultation required; non-candidates will be refunded. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
At SlimXpress, scores of health professionals work to develop personalized weight-loss plans and bolster clients' personal fitness. Staff members analyze clients' health and physique goals, using results from an FDA-approved ultrasound system to draft a personalized plan. Through formulated injections, nutrition plans, and miniature campfires, waist whittlers are primed to reach ketosis, a bodily state resulting in natural metabolic fat burning. Each program and treatment employs knowledge grounded in science to ensure healthy weight loss.