One or Two Colon-Hydrotherapy Sessions at SlimXpress in Tacoma (Up to 55% Off)

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Jennifer P. ·
Reviewed August 19, 2012
The staff is super friendly and will help feel comfortable in choosing a weight loss or detox option that benefits you! I want to go back for some of their other detox options:)


Sue R. ·
Reviewed August 1, 2012
Very friendly staff


Reviewed July 1, 2012
They need more staff and customer service .. They are not organized . Too much going on the front counter. No privacy in appointments. Bad manager skills.

What You'll Get

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with today’s Groupon to SlimXpress, valid at the Tacoma location. Choose between the following options:

  • For $45, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $95 value).
  • For $85, you get two colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $190 value).<p>

The certified colon hydrotherapists at SlimXpress—including registered nurses, medical assistants, and licensed massage therapists—target excess pounds and bodily toxins with colon-hydrotherapy sessions. At an initial, one-hour visit, clients warm hands beside the fireplace before consulting with a specialist in a private treatment room, where the detox tech ascertains individual health goals and answers any questions about the procedure. After privately donning a treatment gown, patients recline comfortably as filtered water gently flushes the colon of displeasing impurities like snowchildren trying to cling to a slip ‘n slide. The average patients report reports minimal discomfort during the 30-minute treatment, after which clients often report a feeling of weightlessness. Hydrotherapy can incidentally flatten bellies, improve digestion, and help the liver to expel toxins so it has more room to horde its Bananarama LPs. Consult a video for more information on the treatment.

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Aug 16, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 48hr cancellation notice or $45 fee may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About SlimXpress

At SlimXpress, scores of health professionals work to develop personalized weight-loss plans and bolster clients' personal fitness. Staff members analyze clients' health and physique goals, using results from an FDA-approved ultrasound system to draft a personalized plan. Through formulated injections, nutrition plans, and miniature campfires, waist whittlers are primed to reach ketosis, a bodily state resulting in natural metabolic fat burning. Each program and treatment employs knowledge grounded in science to ensure healthy weight loss.

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