A certified colon hydrotherapist uses filtered water to gently flush toxins from the body, resulting in improved digestion and weight loss.
About This Deal
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with today’s Groupon to SlimXpress, valid at the Tacoma location. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $95 value).
- For $85, you get two colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $190 value).<p>
The certified colon hydrotherapists at SlimXpress—including registered nurses, medical assistants, and licensed massage therapists—target excess pounds and bodily toxins with colon-hydrotherapy sessions. At an initial, one-hour visit, clients warm hands beside the fireplace before consulting with a specialist in a private treatment room, where the detox tech ascertains individual health goals and answers any questions about the procedure. After privately donning a treatment gown, patients recline comfortably as filtered water gently flushes the colon of displeasing impurities like snowchildren trying to cling to a slip ‘n slide. The average patients report reports minimal discomfort during the 30-minute treatment, after which clients often report a feeling of weightlessness. Hydrotherapy can incidentally flatten bellies, improve digestion, and help the liver to expel toxins so it has more room to horde its Bananarama LPs. Consult a video for more information on the treatment.
At SlimXpress, scores of health professionals work to develop personalized weight-loss plans and bolster clients' personal fitness. Staff members analyze clients' health and physique goals, using results from an FDA-approved ultrasound system to draft a personalized plan. Through formulated injections, nutrition plans, and miniature campfires, waist whittlers are primed to reach ketosis, a bodily state resulting in natural metabolic fat burning. Each program and treatment employs knowledge grounded in science to ensure healthy weight loss.