An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it must be swallowed whole, like a pill. Stay healthy to the core with today’s Groupon to SlimXpress, valid at the Tacoma location. Choose between the following options:

• For $45, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $95 value).
• For $85, you get two colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $190 value).<p>

The certified colon hydrotherapists at SlimXpress—including registered nurses, medical assistants, and licensed massage therapists—target excess pounds and bodily toxins with colon-hydrotherapy sessions. At an initial, one-hour visit, clients warm hands beside the fireplace before consulting with a specialist in a private treatment room, where the detox tech ascertains individual health goals and answers any questions about the procedure. After privately donning a treatment gown, patients recline comfortably as filtered water gently flushes the colon of displeasing impurities like snowchildren trying to cling to a slip ‘n slide. The average patients report reports minimal discomfort during the 30-minute treatment, after which clients often report a feeling of weightlessness. Hydrotherapy can incidentally flatten bellies, improve digestion, and help the liver to expel toxins so it has more room to horde its Bananarama LPs. Consult a video for more information on the treatment.