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Customer Reviews

418 Ratings

Thank you for making me feel comfortable and relax at ever visit.
Liselle C. · April 23, 2012
Such a great help to lose weight. The staff is so nice and helpful. Without the coupon it is so expensive so this was nice to get the consulatation your diet plan and 4 shots for 7c$ well worth it and I loved it I'm a full time customer. With them now.
Kathy A. · January 8, 2012
Nice business, no bait and switch, professional.
A J A. · December 12, 2011

What You'll Get


Like a good horror movie, a good weight-loss regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get a weight-loss package (a $379 value) at SlimXpress in Glendale. The weight-loss package includes the following:

  • Four lipotropic injections fortified with vitamin B12
  • A preliminary medical consultation
  • A body-composition measurement
  • A custom SlimXpress workbook
  • Two follow-up visits<p>

SlimXpress’s silhouette-trimming lipotropic injections aim to activate the liver’s fat incinerators and boost energy levels with vitamin B12. Packages begin with a medical consultation, during which a doctor or nurse listens to each client’s weight-loss goals, illustrates the fundamentals of the using a workbook complied from two decades of research and a series of clips from The Incredible Shrinking Man, and evaluates each body’s composition and rhetoric. Physiques receive their first in a series of four injections, the rest of which will be administered over consequent visits. Conducted by vitamin B12, a fugue of amino acids aims to jolt the metabolic rate awake, helping the liver expel fat stores so it has more room to horde its Bananarama LPs. The injections may help figures shed up to 14 pounds, with two follow-up visits tracking progress toward a more svelte shape.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires May 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 48hr cancellation notice or $45 fee may apply. Consultation required. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About SlimXpress


At SlimXpress, scores of health professionals work to develop personalized weight-loss plans and bolster clients' personal fitness. Staff members analyze clients' health and physique goals, using results from an FDA-approved ultrasound system to draft a personalized plan. Through formulated injections, nutrition plans, and miniature campfires, waist whittlers are primed to reach ketosis, a bodily state resulting in natural metabolic fat burning. Each program and treatment employs knowledge grounded in science to ensure healthy weight loss.

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