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In a Nutshell

Series of four B12 injections administered by nurse or doctor helps clients boost metabolism & shed excess pounds

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Apr 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for location purchased. Consultation required. 48hr cancellation notice required or $45 fee may apply. Package is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Like a good horror movie, a good weight-loss regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get a weight-loss package at SlimXpress (a $379 value). Choose from the following locations: Everett, Seattle, or Tacoma.

The weight-loss package includes:

  • Four lipotropic injections fortified with vitamin B12
  • A preliminary medical consultation
  • A body-composition measurement
  • A custom SlimXpress workbook
  • Two follow-up visits

SlimXpress’s silhouette-trimming lipotropic injections aim to activate the liver’s fat incinerators and boost energy levels with vitamin B12. Packages begin with a medical consultation, during which a doctor or nurse listens to each client’s weight-loss goals, illustrates the fundamentals of the using a workbook complied from two decades of research and a series of clips from The Incredible Shrinking Man, and evaluates each body’s composition and rhetoric. Physiques receive their first in a series of four injections, the rest of which will be administered over consequent visits. Conducted by vitamin B12, a fugue of amino acids aims to jolt the metabolic rate awake, helping the liver expel fat stores so it has more room to horde its Bananarama LPs. The injections may help figures shed up to 14 pounds, with two follow-up visits tracking progress toward a more svelte shape.

SlimXpress

At SlimXpress, scores of health professionals work to develop personalized weight-loss plans and bolster clients' personal fitness. Staff members analyze clients' health and physique goals, using results from an FDA-approved ultrasound system to draft a personalized plan. Through formulated injections, nutrition plans, and miniature campfires, waist whittlers are primed to reach ketosis, a bodily state resulting in natural metabolic fat burning. Each program and treatment employs knowledge grounded in science to ensure healthy weight loss.

Customer Reviews

Thanks for always having a smile on your face. They are so friendly and helpful and they work really hard!
Jennifer M. · February 15, 2012
I feel that I found a very valuable service in an unexpected location. I might not have found this establishment or realized how great thier service is with out this groupon. Although I don't need most of the services they provide, I would recommend them to people I know who do. I have recommended them for the service I recieved. I will be a loyal returning client. Thank you.
Jaclyn F. · January 1, 2012
The staff has excellent customer service. Very thorough in their knowledge of their product as it should be; they take the time to answer all your questions, and make sure you make the most of this opportunity for accelerated weightloss.
Carla A. · December 4, 2011
Merchant Location Map
  1. 1

    Fircrest

    1215 Regents Blvd.

    Suite B1

    Tacoma, Washington 98466

    253-564-9223

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  2. 2

    University District

    5025 25th Ave. NE

    Suite 206

    Seattle, Washington 98105

    206-547-9429

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  3. 3

    Bayside

    2804 Grand Ave.

    Suite 303

    Everett, Washington 98201

    425-405-0990

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