$79 for Weight-Loss Package with Four Lipotropic Injections at SlimXpress ($379 Value). Three Locations Available.

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Jennifer M. ·
February 15, 2012
Thanks for always having a smile on your face. They are so friendly and helpful and they work really hard!

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Lyn A. · 1 review
January 22, 2012
i just went for my first vist and so far they were very friendly and professional. they did not push any products or services on me. they explained what they had and how they worked and let me decide what worked for me. they were flexible with the appointment times.

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Linda M. ·
January 22, 2012
Had to sign up for the special reduced price on HCG services on the initial visit which wasn't mentioned in the promo. The staff was pleasant.

What You'll Get


Like a good horror movie, a good weight-loss regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get a weight-loss package at SlimXpress (a $379 value). Choose from the following locations: Everett, Seattle, or Tacoma.

The weight-loss package includes:

  • Four lipotropic injections fortified with vitamin B12
  • A preliminary medical consultation
  • A body-composition measurement
  • A custom SlimXpress workbook
  • Two follow-up visits

SlimXpress’s silhouette-trimming lipotropic injections aim to activate the liver’s fat incinerators and boost energy levels with vitamin B12. Packages begin with a medical consultation, during which a doctor or nurse listens to each client’s weight-loss goals, illustrates the fundamentals of the using a workbook complied from two decades of research and a series of clips from The Incredible Shrinking Man, and evaluates each body’s composition and rhetoric. Physiques receive their first in a series of four injections, the rest of which will be administered over consequent visits. Conducted by vitamin B12, a fugue of amino acids aims to jolt the metabolic rate awake, helping the liver expel fat stores so it has more room to horde its Bananarama LPs. The injections may help figures shed up to 14 pounds, with two follow-up visits tracking progress toward a more svelte shape.

The Fine Print


Promotional value expires Apr 25, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for location purchased. Consultation required. 48hr cancellation notice required or $45 fee may apply. Package is non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

About SlimXpress


At SlimXpress, scores of health professionals work to develop personalized weight-loss plans and bolster clients' personal fitness. Staff members analyze clients' health and physique goals, using results from an FDA-approved ultrasound system to draft a personalized plan. Through formulated injections, nutrition plans, and miniature campfires, waist whittlers are primed to reach ketosis, a bodily state resulting in natural metabolic fat burning. Each program and treatment employs knowledge grounded in science to ensure healthy weight loss.

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