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What You'll Get
A good weight-loss regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with today’s Groupon to SlimXpress in Tacoma. Choose between the following options:
- For $45, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $95 value).
- For $85, you get two colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $190 value).
The certified colon hydrotherapists at SlimXpress assist patients in losing weight and detoxifying their bodies with colon-hydrotherapy treatments. Clients can cozy up to the crackling fire in the lobby before retreating to a private room illumined by soft lamplight and Day-Glo treatment gowns. There, hydrotherapists consult with patients to answer questions about the procedure and determine treatment goals before sending customers to change in a private adjoining room. During the treatment, filtered water gently pulses through the colon, flushing away built-up waste like a flood in a town without trash pickup. Diminished toxins in the body lighten the load on the immune system and can help reduce the size of protruding midsections. The treatment lasts about 30 minutes and may leave clients feeling cleaner, lighter, and euphoric enough to throw candy out of their car windows all the way home.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 48hr cancellation notice or $45 fee may apply. Valid only at listed location. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
At SlimXpress, scores of health professionals work to develop personalized weight-loss plans and bolster clients' personal fitness. Staff members analyze clients' health and physique goals, using results from an FDA-approved ultrasound system to draft a personalized plan. Through formulated injections, nutrition plans, and miniature campfires, waist whittlers are primed to reach ketosis, a bodily state resulting in natural metabolic fat burning. Each program and treatment employs knowledge grounded in science to ensure healthy weight loss.