SlimXpress

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In a Nutshell

Series of four B12 injections administered by nurse or doctor helps clients boost metabolism & shed excess pounds

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Promotional value expires Jul 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for location purchased. 48hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Consultation required. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Like a good horror movie, a good weight-loss regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get a weight-loss package at SlimXpress (a $379 value). Choose from the following locations: Everett, Seattle, or Tacoma.

The weight-loss package includes the following:

  • Four lipotropic injections fortified with vitamin B12
  • A preliminary medical consultation
  • A body-composition measurement
  • A custom SlimXpress workbook
  • Two follow-up visits<p>

SlimXpress’s silhouette-trimming lipotropic injections aim to activate the liver’s fat incinerators and boost energy levels with vitamin B12. Packages begin with a medical consultation, during which a doctor or nurse listens to each client’s weight-loss goals, illustrates the fundamentals of the using a workbook complied from two decades of research and a series of clips from The Incredible Shrinking Man, and evaluates each body’s composition and rhetoric. Physiques receive their first in a series of four injections, the rest of which will be administered over consequent visits. Conducted by vitamin B12, a fugue of amino acids aims to jolt the metabolic rate awake, helping the liver expel fat stores so it has more room to horde its Bananarama LPs. The injections may help figures shed up to 14 pounds, with two follow-up visits tracking progress toward a more svelte shape.

SlimXpress

At SlimXpress, scores of health professionals work to develop personalized weight-loss plans and bolster clients' personal fitness. Staff members analyze clients' health and physique goals, using results from an FDA-approved ultrasound system to draft a personalized plan. Through formulated injections, nutrition plans, and miniature campfires, waist whittlers are primed to reach ketosis, a bodily state resulting in natural metabolic fat burning. Each program and treatment employs knowledge grounded in science to ensure healthy weight loss.

Customer Reviews

418 Ratings

The staff is so friendly and knowledgable and want to make sure you are taking what's best for you individually. I'm happy with my experience with the staff and products at SlimXpress. They are the nicest people there...
Sarah D. · July 12, 2014
so far so good, been twice, looking forward to the scheduled six week process. Dr and staff very informative and seem to know the product quite well. Time will tell for sure.
Kathy W. · October 3, 2013
I knew nothing about this organization so the coupon led me to them. Great company and I appreciate the services!
Angelia K. · September 25, 2013
Merchant Location Map
  1. 1

    Bayside

    2804 Grand Ave.

    Suite 303

    Everett, Washington 98201

    425-405-0990

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  2. 2

    University District

    5025 25th Ave. NE

    Suite 206

    Seattle, Washington 98105

    206-547-9429

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  3. 3

    Fircrest

    1215 Regents Blvd.

    Suite B1

    Tacoma, Washington 98466

    253-564-9223

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