Dance began when words failed to convey the joy man felt upon receiving his first chest hair from Sasquatch. Celebrate the gift of giving through dance with today’s Groupon for Slyde Dance Sport. Choose from the following shimmy options:

• $39 for a six-week beginner dance class (an $85 value)
• $29 for an hour-long individual or private couples dance lesson (a $65 value)

Dance partners and studio founders James Lyndon and Edie Nemeth demonstrate skillful steps and a light-hearted attitude with every aspiring dancer who comes waltzing or jitterbugging through their open doors. Beginner dance classes familiarize foot stompers with a number of basic beats, including cha cha, rumba, salsa, Argentine tango, and waltz, in order to build the groundwork for future high-stakes dance battles. Private lessons foreground individual attention, so solo or duo hand jivers can set the hour-long lesson in accordance with their schedule, choosing the kind of dance they’d like to perform and setting the pace at their own comfort level. Slyde Dance Sport’s instructors can come to you, provided your dancemosphere is within the London area, and individual lessons are ideal for learning special-event choreography for winter-solstice clogging competitions. And, as the most innovative dance moves are often accomplished with controlled arm flails and unexpected turbo kicks, participants are more than welcome to attend these classes solo.