What You'll Get
Photographers, like magicians, rely heavily on mirrors, hold the power to stop time, and rarely scream when sawed in half. Behold the mystical powers of a professional preservationist with today's Groupon: for $120, you get a photo session (a $295 value), design consultation (a $95 value), and 11"x14" portrait (a $245 value) at S.M. Cooper Photographic Artist in Bethany (a $635 total value).
With more than 30 years of artistic accolades under his belt, Steve Cooper tailors each of professional photo sessions to match the unique personality of each of his portrait-seeking patrons. First, future face flashers will sit down with Steve for a pre-portrait consultation to plan the style of their session, choosing between a controlled indoor sitting or one set amid the rock formations, wooded paths, and cloned dinosaurs inhabiting his 3.5-acre portrait park. Once the scheduled images come to artful fruition, photo subjects will select prints at Steve's side in a separate session, becoming reacquainted with their glamorous selves via digital projection. Customers can choose to have their 11"x14" portrait reproduced in color or black and white, and the chosen image will also be retouched and hand-signed to impress even the snootiest of mantelpieces.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 7, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Limit 10 people per session. Additional fee for additional subjects or pets. Not valid with other offers. Tax and shipping not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.