What You'll Get
Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today's Groupon: for $99, you get four laser hair-removal treatments for one area at Smart Laser MD in Irvine (up to a $350 value). This Groupon is valid for hair removal on the upper lip and chin (a $110 value), both underarms (a $200 value), standard bikini (a $350 value), back of the neck (a $225 value), sideburns (up to a $175 value), hands and fingers (a $150 value), and feet and toes (a $150 value).
Board-certified and licensed physicians Dr. Armaghan Azad and Dr. Farangis Jalali heat and pulverize targeted follicles with a precisely targeted laser. A thorough de-fuzzing leaves bikini zones smooth, while lasers vaporize hair on the hands and fingers, leaving its wispy remains to drift upward into the earth's immensely hairy ozone layer. Both men and women can remove fur on the back of the neck, as well as sideburns encroaching on cheeks. Laser hair removal is easier and lasts longer than shaving, waxing, or encircling limbs with tiny fences to keep hairs from sneaking back in.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to 1/2 of Groupon price may apply. Must be 16 or older. Valid only for selected areas. Must use all treatments on 1 area. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.