What You'll Get
Unlike baby formula and aging potions, wine is made for adults to drink. Separate the towerers from the toddlers with today’s Groupon: for $21, you get a wine-club package at The Smart Wine Store in St. Helena (a $162.85 value). The package includes:
- Three months of wine-club membership ($119.85 value)
- One bottle of 2007 Terroir Napa Valley cabernet sauvignon (a $24 value)
- One bottle of 2009 Terroir Napa Valley Sentall chardonnay (a $19 value)
The Smart Wine Store appeals to oenophilic sensibilities with an selection of wines from local Napa Valley vineyards and a wine club for discriminating palates. Members can place email orders at anytime from the store’s drinkable database of sauvignon blancs, merlots, and other varietals at a low price guaranteed for constituents and grape relatives. All orders dutifully wait at Smart Wine’s real-world location in St. Helena, but customers may pay to have their bottles sent any doorstep in the continental United States (not included in this Groupon). Kick off the three-month-long membership with two bottles of Terroir Napa Valley’s finest fermentations. The 2007 cabernet sauvignon seduces the senses with dark berry flavors, whiffs of cedar, and sounds of bacchanal festivities at the bottom of the bottle. Crisp, sweet notes of pear sing in the 2009 chardonnay to complement fall dishes such as butternut-squash ravioli with lingering buttery flavors, like fingertips after a popcorn-making contest.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Extra fee for shipping. $3.33 tax on wine not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.