What You'll Get
Left to its own devices, your carpet hoards dirt, hair, grime, and used cars, eventually transforming into a full-fledged junkyard overrun with angry raccoons. Keep the outdoors out of your indoors with today’s Groupon: for $16, you get a two-room carpet cleaning from SME Carpet & Upholstery in Columbus (a $31.90 value). SME cleanses domiciles with a quick, thorough service that sends an army of tiny angels to throw bubble-bath parties among carpet threads. The skilled technicians wield top-of-the-line equipment to completely eradicate the unwarranted presence of dirt and dust from their current lodgings. Get two rooms (300 sq. ft. total) cleaned in a service that includes a washing and vacuuming of the carpets for a fresh floor visage. A clean house makes for a more agreeable environment in which to live, eat, sleep, and produce instructional videos on how to safely sew two people together.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Appointment required. Must be within 15 miles of Columbus. Valid only for rooms 150 square feet or less. Additional charge required for extra rooms. Valid for carpet cleaning only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About SME Carpet & Upholstery
The licensed, trained, and uniformed technicians of SME Carpet & Upholstery rescue fibers from the grip of grime and gunk. To do so, they team up with truck-mounted equipment and a line of environmentally friendly cleaning solutions. In most cases, SME's techs rely on a process of hot-water extraction. But they're also capable of employing special techniques, such as low-moisture cleaning, and they treat each job on a case-by-case basis.