What You'll Get
Without bright teeth to serve as exit lights, exhaled breath might lose its way and instead escape through the gills that are hidden somewhere on every human body. Keep lapses in evolution from being revealed with today's Groupon: for $38, you get a professional at-home teeth-whitening kit from Smile Bright Teeth Whitening online (a $99 value).
Smile Bright Teeth Whitening offers a fast way to brighten a chagrinned grin. The home whitening kit comes with gel for eight treatments, a mouthpiece, an LED light, a shade guide, a travel kit, and a sock puppet of a dentist to fully re-create the office experience. Befanged specimens first affix the hydrogen-peroxide gel to upper and lower chompers with the aid of the included mouthpiece. After teeth are exposed to the LED-enhanced gel, the effects of wine, coffee, and chewing cement are flushed away, revealing a gleam that is brighter than before. Additional at-home gel refills are available for purchase through the Smile Bright website.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Must be 12 or older to use teeth-whitening kit. Must specify if kit is for a child between 12 and 16 years old when ordering. Tax and shipping included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Smile Bright Teeth Whitening
Smile Bright Teeth Whitening’s patented in-home and office-based procedures brighten smiles by removing stains, rather than tricking neighbor kids to paint rows of teeth with a coat of whitewash. During simple 40-minute self-administered treatments or one-hour office visits, a specially formulated peroxide gel combined with LED rays break down stubborn discolorations on tooth surfaces, front to back. After reaching their desired shade, patients keep up their newfound dental sparkle with occasional whitening sessions scheduled once or twice a month. Many customers notice dramatic improvements after only one treatment and additional gel refills are available for purchase through the Smile Bright website.