Whitened teeth have long been a sign of nobility, along with lavish jewelry and child-size powdered wigs. Show off high-society chompers with today's Groupon: for $78, you get a Brilliant 6 teeth-whitening system from SmileBrilliant! (a $228.94 value, postage included).
The easy-to-use whitening system from SmileBrilliant! equips clients with a custom kit capable of polishing teeth to a dazzling white without travel time to a dentist's office. The simple process begins when clients mail special putty impressions or marble busts of their teeth in a prepaid envelope to the SmileBrilliant! lab, where trained professionals fashion comfortable, form-fitting bleaching trays and send them back within one to two weeks. Customers wear the trays for one to three hours at a time, whitening once-dull mouthbones up to seven shades after as little as one day of treatment. Each 1cc syringe of carbamide peroxide normally lasts for two full top-and-bottom applications, breaking up regular discoloration as well as stubborn stains from tobacco, coffee, tetracycline, or Whiteout. The Brilliant 6 system includes a life-time tray-replacement warranty, even accepting the oft-doubted "My dog ate it" explanation.