What You'll Get
Glistening teeth can boost self-confidence, blind bullies, and reflect beams of solar energy into space, annihilating Earth-bound asteroids. Show off a superhuman smile with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get a teeth-whitening package at Smile Splendor’s (a $324.90 total value) Austin location. The package includes the following:
- One in-office teeth-whitening treatment (a $299.95 value)
- A take-home teeth-whitening pen (a $24.95 value)<p>
One of the largest distributors of teeth-whitening products in the country, Smile Splendor boasts 10 U.S. locations and staffers skilled at brightening gum stalactites with an LED-activated gel. Clients can listen to music, watch TV, or snap nearby toothbrushes in half with their minds as a trained technician coats tooth surfaces with gel infused with a low dosage of hydrogen peroxide. Three 20-minute stints beneath Smile Splendor’s patented LED light then activate the gel to eradicate coffee stains and stone monuments built by primitive plaque societies. At the end of the appointment, clients take home a whitening pen good for at least 30 touchups.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.