Yellow teeth indicate an addiction to smoking cigarettes, drinking coffee, or swishing with butter. Undo unsightly dairy habits with today’s Groupon: for $79, you get a teeth-whitening package at Smile Splendor (a $324.90 total value). The package includes:
- An in-office teeth-whitening treatment (a $299.95 value)
- A take-home teeth-whitening pen (a $24.95 value)
One of the largest distributors of teeth-whitening products in the country, Smile Splendor brightens gum stalactites and stalagmites with an LED-activated gel during in-office teeth-whitening treatments. Clients can listen to music, watch TV, or snap nearby toothbrushes in half with their minds as a trained technician applies gel infused with a low dosage of hydrogen peroxide to tooth surfaces. Three 20-minute stints beneath Smile Splendor’s patented LED light then activate the gel to eradicate coffee stains and stone monuments built by primitive plaque societies. At the end of the appointment, clients take home a whitening pen good for at least 30 touchups.