What You'll Get
As we all know, the Tooth Fairy is actually the oligarch of a vast, self-perpetuating, candy-and-human-ivory-trafficking cartel. Defy her dastardly enterprise while asserting yourself as a proud brushing adult with today’s jaw-dropping, cleaning, x-raying, and whitening deal. For $35, new clients get $369 worth of dental services from Smiles By Design. Best of all, insurance is not necessary to reap the full benefits of this deal.
Your services begin with a consultation and exam (a $75 value) to determine the current state of your toothy parts. Dr. Kirksey and his team will search through gaps and crevices for any signs of decay or mouth fleas. Next you'll receive a set of x-rays ($110) to expose any cracks or signs of oral emergency that the naked eye cannot detect. A naked eye is usually too preoccupied with hiding its exposed iris to properly focus; however, nothing can hide from the penetrating power of wavelengths modeled after Superman's eyes.
A meticulous cleaning ($85) follows, in which every tooth is scoured on a quest to release entrapped corncob silk and expunge unwanted buildup. The team has a strict no-scum-left-behind policy that leaves both teeth and breath as fresh as a baby's bottom. Dr. Harold Kirksey and his legion of loyal dental duckbills use only top-of-the-line technology to free mouths from buildup and debris. Their approach to dentistry is holistic by nature, meaning they are firm believers in the harmony of the mouth and body. After your visit, you will likely be able to make music involving whistling and body-stomping with percussionary triangle pings provided by your glimmering smile.
This concludes the in-office portion of your Groupon, but the mouthparty continues in your home. You'll receive a take-home teeth whitening kit ($99) to further push your smile toward the white light. Free of interfering food particles and dust, your teeth whitening will be at maximum effectiveness. Pearly whites will become absolute whites, and low beams will become high-beamed laser light shows.
Demandforcers give Smiles by Design a superb 4.5 star rating, saying:
- Dr. Kirksey and his staff take every step possible to insure [sic] the patient is relaxed and comfortable. – michelleb
- The hygienist has a very gentle and caring touch. She works well and its [sic] always a pleasure to be taken care by her [sic]. – orlandon
- Im [sic] always seen on-time and everyone is super pleasant. Always made very comfortable. Great office! – jasmineh
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only. 24-hr cancellation policy. Insurance not necessary for services covered by Groupon. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Smiles By Design
Dr. Harold Kirksey doesn't isolate his practice to the mouth. He views dentistry as a holistic profession, one that addresses oral ailments for the benefit of the entire person. Therefore, his services strive to correct root problems and restore confidence, rather than simply cancel out symptoms. His porcelain veneers, crowns, and bonding treatments act as evidence of his extensive training in cosmetic and restorative dentistry. He also straightens teeth with Invisalign braces—less conspicuous than metal braces, they're unlikely to be detected by the malevolent Brace Fairy. Before he begins any treatment, however, Dr. Kirksey discusses patients' goals during a smile design consultation, which outlines a customized plan for obtaining a more carefree grin.