What You'll Get
The teeth are the icebergs of the skeletal system, tiny exposed tips that represent the body’s massive, concealed support structure. Today’s Groupon ensures your bones’ spokesperson sparkles: for $59, you get a dental cleaning, exam, and x-rays (a $290 total value) at Smiles on Hurstbourne, an eco-conscious office on North Hurstbourne Parkway.
Dr. James Harrison cheers up chompers by locating and eliminating their grievances at the source, all while chomper owners relax in massaging dental chairs. During comprehensive examinations (a $77 value), Smiles on Hurstbourne's dental detectives first screen for surface signs of decay, oral cancer, and gum disease. Then, digital x-rays (a $125 value) go even further to reveal the mouth's inner workings and ghosts of jawbreakers past. Once mouth bones are fully investigated, hygienists de-gunk built-up plaque and lipstick to leave grills sleek, polished, and ready to flash-blind oncoming purse snatchers (an $88 value).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.