What You'll Get
Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Whiten your discernable chompers with today’s beautifying Groupon: for $79, you get a 40-minute teeth-whitening treatment (a $199.99 value) at Smiling Bright in Lakeville.
At Smiling Bright, customers can don dazzling chompers thanks to a 40-minute whitening treatment that’s safe, affordable, fast, effective, and asbestos-free. The simple and safe process includes a self-administered kit that utilizes a vitamin E swab and 2 pre-loaded gel trays (to be used for 20 minutes each) before a professional technician positions an LED light that activates the whitening. The process penetrates tooth enamel without damaging it, unlike removing the shrink wrap on a CD case or a Laffy Taffy entrenched in a head of hair.
Showcasing toothy radiance helps one obtain memorable mug shots while also effectively communicating to encroaching wolf packs that they should stick to their territory. With today's Groupon to Smiling Bright, customers can wield a smile bright enough to thaw frozen cavemen and signal landing signs to helicopters with a single toothy grin. Call ahead to book an appointment.
Whitening is not recommended for customers who are under 16 years old or who wear braces, are pregnant or nursing, have dental issues such as loose fillings or cavities, or are allergic to any listed ingredient (carabamide peroxide, hydrogen peroxide, propylene glycol, glycerin, artificial flavoring). See the FAQ for more information.
Find a teeth whitening deal near you.
Smiling Bright in Lakeville has not yet received any reviews, but a Chicago locale received an excellent review from Chicago Beauty:
- When the bleaching time was up, I removed the tray, brushed my teeth once more, and was absolutely stunned at the results that were smiling back at me. My teeth were so white. – Chicago Beauty
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 21, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Smiling Bright
The staff at Smiling Bright believes that there’s one accessory that looks good on everyone: a gleaming, white smile. Luckily, that happens to be the office's specialty. During procedures, trained technicians help clients swathe their smiles with dental trays full of peroxide-based whitening gel, which is then activated by an LED light. Though the solution contains at least 10 percent peroxide, it stays gentle thanks to a vitamin E coating that shields the lips and gums. Stains disappear from the tooth enamel in 20- to 60-minute sessions erasing all evidence of coffee drinking, wine sipping, and newsprint gnawing. Smiling Bright’s retail store also sells professional-quality X Cell Erator systems that can brighten teeth several shades at home.