Like ventriloquist dummies, humans rely on smiles to express emotions and mask their disgust toward one-sided conversations. Enhance your ability to grin and bear it with today's Groupon: for $139, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening session at Smith-Brauer Dentistry (a $495 value).
A duo of experienced dentists and their professional staff brighten and beautify smiles with an array of dental and cosmetic services. Professionally applied, Zoom! whitening gently lifts stains from coffee, tea, and white wine from chompers, leaving them up to eight shades lighter. The approximately one-hour visit begins with a quick mouth prepping, during which the dentist covers lips and gums before painting a layer of whitening gel over teeth. A special Zoom! light shines on teeth for three 15-minute intervals, giving patients time to relax or try to recite Beowulf from memory. Between each interval, a fresh coat of gel further brightens and polishes each piece of mouth ivory, which emerge from the treatment with long-lasting luminosity. Groupon holders who wish to become patients at Smith-Brauer Dentistry will also receive free take-home whitening for life, ensuring that teeth forever shine like a mouth full of Christmas lights.
Drs. Harold A. Smith and Ted K. Brauer protect families' teeth with preventive, restorative, and cosmetic services. They nurture smiles with cleanings and whitening treatments while protecting mouths by studying all-seeing x-rays and teaching the tongue kung fu.
Water trickles down the giant stone wall adjacent to the reception desk as guests relax in a waiting lounge dotted with brown, purple, and light-blue furniture. A large stone fireplace pops against beige walls, which host framed pictures and modern artwork.