A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $139, you get one Zoom! whitening treatment at Smith-Brauer Family & Cosmetic Dentistry (a $495 value). Using a powerful, scientifically formulated whitening gel and a specially designed Zoom! light, the experienced duo of dentists at Smith-Brauer Dentistry erase the enameled evidence of smoking, coffee, wine, and other troublesome stains from tarnished teeth. Zoom! is designed for safe, immediate hue-shifting results, blankening mouth bones by an average of eight shades. The entire process is completed during one in-office session (typically under an hour) and will leave you with luminous, long-lasting results that are sure to dazzle UPS deliverymen and blind attacking mole-men.
Drs. Harold A. Smith and Ted K. Brauer protect families' teeth with preventive, restorative, and cosmetic services. They nurture smiles with cleanings and whitening treatments while protecting mouths by studying all-seeing x-rays and teaching the tongue kung fu.
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